9/9/05 (5) 1. WARREN 2. JAN 3. KEN 4. BOBBY 5. SUE GOMES   Recipient of Jan's "114th Guest" Tooth Plaque.  Jan, strapped for cash after purchasing the previous 48 awards from Rite Aid, spent the last 3 weeks scraping 14 ounces of plaque from his upper molars. Afters: PERIODONTIST 9/2/05 (1) 1. KEN Didn't realize it was McSorley's annual "Closed for Shabbos Night" After's: DIANE'S 8/26/05 (4) 1. JAN 2. ADAM 3. KEN 4. SUSAN SUCHMAN, who in her haste to quench her insatiable lust for ale might have forgotten to refill Elwood's doggie dish with fresh water.  Poor Elwood!  That's OK!  One of the neighbors will take care of it! After's: ASPCA 8/19/05 (3) 1. JAN 2. KEN 3. GREGG MOND, who decided to drop by in spite of his recent "testiclectomy".  Gregg's wife, the reknown urological surgeon DR LAURI BUDNICK, now wears them as earrings. After's: NONE.  Gregg had to be home by 11:45. 8/12/05 (5) 1. ADAM 2. WARREN 3. KEN 4. JAN 5. PAT DALIA Pat has suddenly becore more prolific than a parolled  jack rabbit in spring time. He is making a small fortune selling pint sized bottles of his industrial-strength semen over the internet. After's: PLANNED PARENTHOOD 8/5/05 (6) 1. JAN 2. ADAM 3. WARREN 4. KEN 5. BOBBY 6. FRANCISCO FRANCO, who is still dead after 11204 days (unlike Paul McCartney.) 7/29/05 (9) 1. ADAM 2. WARREN 3. KEN 4. JAN 5. BOBBY 6. BJORN ULVAEUS 7. BENNY ANDERSSON 8. AGNETHA FALTSKOG 9. ANNI-FRID LYNGSTAD After's: MAMMA MIA'S After After's: IKEA _______________________ Name :   E-mail : Message :       12th September 2005 - 02:54:47 PM     917 : Bobby Hello from the Lithuania!  I had some intestinal trouble and had to get an emergency colonoscopy.  Check out the pictures. It was awesome. http://bobbyweiss.com/gallery/album06 See you tomorrow. Bobby     10th September 2005 - 03:35:46 AM     916 : Dave This site is so much better nowadays.  Keep up the good work!     09th September 2005 - 05:16:02 PM     915 : Adam NOTICE! NOTICE! NOTICE! NOTICE!  COME ONE COME ALL! WHAT: THE CONCERT TO BENEFIT STRUGGLING RUSSIAN FOLK GARAGE BANDS FEATURING THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF ALEXANDER BORODIN PERFORMING HIS POLOVTSIAN DANCE #3! WHERE: PETRUSHKA MINSK THEATRE CONEY ISLAND WHEN: THU OCTOBER 31 - 11:30 THIS SHOULD BE A GREAT TIME EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT BORODIN IS MORE OF A DE-COMPOSER NOWADAYS.  SEE YOU THERE!!!     09th September 2005 - 02:04:50 PM     914 : JPPF Just in case I might have missed someone in my last 420 posts with the same message, Happy Birthday whoever I missed! Kenny, your last banner summarizing the Federalist Papers in three frames was hysterical!     06th September 2005 - 09:01:29 PM     913 : Ray <br>Thanks for your great site!<br>God, I wish I was Kenny Funk! <a href=http://learn-to-create-animated-gifs.net/>truth about Kenny's facination with Ron Jeremy</a> href=http://learn-to-create-animated-gifs.net/<br>U can have a mammy collection just like Kenny<a href=http://learn-to-create-animated-gifs.net/>Porn addiction? What porn addiction?</a> and <a href=http://learn-to-create-animated-gifs.net>Jerry Garcia back from the dead to celebrate Kenny's 2056th imaginary Greatful Dead concert<br>     06th September 2005 - 04:23:07 PM     912 : Son of Sam *****************GET READY FOR #115**************** ____________________________________________________ Last week's delightful appearance by Sue as Guest #114 means that... The FINAL COUNTDOWN HAS ARRIVED FOR "LUCKY GUEST"  #115, who will receive toe-jam scrapings and an empty plastic bag from the East Rutherford Walmart!  A can't miss event, unless you plan on being lucky guest #116 who will receive a quart of my liver bile.   [1-17] [18-92] [93-167] [168-242] [243-317] [318-392] [393-467] [468-542] [543-617] [618-692] [693-767] [768-842] [843-917]